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Missile the (Top!) Pomeranian ([personal profile] justhavetosaywelcome) wrote2013-12-10 03:48 am
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Too lazy to actually do whole thing so here is a list of things you need to know about Missile:
  • He likes to bark a LOT
  • He has ghost tricks: Swapping items that look the same shape at the same angle and turning back time. He can't travel through phone lines.
  • He's two years old.
  • He calls telephones "Hello?"s [though if he's referring to a telephone he's never seen he calls them by their proper name]
  • He doesn't like Lynne's red headphones or phones themselves because Kamila stops listening to him when on them.
  • He doesn't know what a hostage is.
  • He didn't know what a gun was, and thought people died when they heard a loud bang from them.
  • He likes barking "Welcome!" at anything and everything that moves.
  • He thinks "commotion and chaos" is always good.
  • Calls Cabanela "Man in white"
  • Anything he doesn't know he describes it using something he does know.
  • Extremely loyal like holy shit if you wanted a dog you'd want this dog.
  • He hates taking a bath. And he can't swim.
  • He can't count beyond three.
  • He's a top Pomeranian!